Lessons from KC, PIOLO and RHIAN

I shall not the name the other guy for I really don’t like him. If I had a list of Top TV/Showbiz personalities that I do not like, the pretentious DJ would make the Top 3 List – Top1 will be that pervert, arrogant game show host which I don’t understand why networks give him work. I don’t just dislike him, I hate him with a passion. Top2 is also a pretentious TV and “fashion” personality, a major social mountaineer (which I partly envy coz I really am curious how people are so good as social climbers, I want to get tips – hahaha),  and an overrated host. (note though that Top 2&3 are subject to change without prior notice, lol)

Back to the point of the post.. I know this is quite delayed, especially with regard to the KC-Piolo controversy but “pasensya na!” – some people have a REAL DAY JOB and do not rely on blogging as their source of income. And while I may be a beeyatch, I was busy trying to change the fate of the world/Philippines with my job (I mean this). So here are some important lessons we ought to take with the recent showbiz scandal/news.

With regard to KC and Piolo

1. Have REAL FRIENDS

As I saw KC cry her eye out on youtube (two days after, pasensya I was at an event walang TV) the first words out of my mouth were: “wala ba siyang true friends?” How come nobody – not even one of her friends Slapped her on the face or hit her on the head after the 3^rd or 4^th chance she gave Piolo.

I’ve seen Piolo in person, at dawn and after sweating from running and yes he is HOT – like properly and unjustly handsome but come on! 3^rd or 4^th  chance is enough.  Kung after nun, hindi pa din ikaw or ang friend mo ang pinili nya – kailangan ng iuntog sa pader ang ulo para matauhan. Bakit!? Bakit walang gumawa nyan sayo KC? Umabot ka ng 8^th chance! Awayin mo lahat ng nagpapanggap na kaibigan mo dahil wala silang kwenta – Wa-La-Si-Lang-Kwen-ta!

2. Maniwala sa REAL FRIENDS

Inisip ko din, baka naman meron, merong sumampal kay KC pero di lang talaga sya natauhan. Tsk tsk tsk

So girls, when your friends tell you to Stop It or Leave him or Enough! Hindi sila inggit sa boyfriend mo o sa status ng lovelife mo(feelingera ka!). May alam, may nafefeel silang di mo alam at nafifeel. Kung sa simula pa lang eh negatrons na sila, pwedeng magduda pero kung after the 3^rd or 4^th chance ka nila sinapak – totoo yun! Wag kang tanga, makinig sa friends.

3. HONESTY IS FREEING and GIVES YOU PEACE

I am not a homophobic ha. Please do not accuse me of that, I’m the last person to be one. Ang aking lang maging TOTOO sa sarili kahit heterosexual ka or what. Kung hindi gusto, wag paasahin at wag gamitin. Bad yan! And eventually mapapagod kang magpanggap kaya  wag ng pagurin ang sarili.

Just admit to yourself who or what you really want for a partner. You will be happier. To live forever pretending will only make you miserable. Kasi artista ka? May image? Weh, eh ano ngayon gayung alam naman na ng marami kung ano talaga ang gusto mo. Kung ganun lang din naman, wag na lang magpretend at manggamit. O sige, you tried.. Kung sa 1^st, 2^nd or 3^rd try hindi talaga – Ateng! Hindi na talaga yan so let go na.

Ihalintulad natin sya sa gulay: Ayoko talaga ng Okra. I tried it once, 2x, 3x – ayoko talaga siya. Kahit may lumamon ng okra sa harapan ko na parang sarap na sarap sya, di ako natatakam dahil ayoko talaga ng Okra. Kaya pag namalengke, di ako bibili ng Okra kasi masasayang lang siya. masisira at mabubulok lang ito sa fridge. Ganyan din sa pag-ibig, pinili mo pero di mo pinapansin kasi di mo naman talaga gusto at mahal – mabubulok at masisira din ang pagtingin nya sa iyo. (may Vegetable analogy?!?! hahaha)

4. MAKE UP CAN WIN YOU SUPPORT

Palakpakan! Ang ganda naman ni KC kahit na tumutulo na ang sipon sa pag-iyak. Winner ang no make up look pero meron konti para sa interview. Ganyan ang paawa look pero maganda pa din ako kaya makakahanap ako ng iba.

Take that GMA! Ang losyang ng “paawa look” mo sa NAIA – di kami naawa. Na-OAyan na kami, medyo Nandiri pa kami ng konti. Ano buzz?!

RHIAN and “voldeMOrt”

5. PILIIN ANG LALANDIIN

Kasi naman tong batang/babaeng to, 17 pa lang humahaliparot na habang iniinterview ng DJ eh. Kaya nga yan DJ eh, bibig at salita na ang puhunan. 

Kaya payo ko, piliin ang lalandiin. Wag DJ or yung nasa SALES – salita ang puhunan niyan. Magaling yan diyan at madadali ka. May major consequences ang pakikibagsabayan sa paglalandi ng mga iyan – make sure ready ka.

6. BAWASAN ANG NARCISSISM

Let’s pretend I believe you had NOTHING to do with the uploading of “the confession video” – Kasi naman may radio show na, may TV show na nga kahit wala kang silbi dun – kailangan pa talagang ivideo na kinakausap ang sarili? Di pa talaga tayo sawa sa mukha natin? Sabi nga ni Sarah G sa latest movie nya – Gwapong Gwapo Sa Sarili? If you did not make such a video in the first place, walang i-uupload.

You even claim in the video that you were doing the “alleged” killing of the unborn for the career. You knew then the importance of secrecy and with digital age nowadays – of which I’m sure you are not ignorant of since you model phones and gadgets – why risk making that video? Bumili ka ng kausap at pagpaliwanagan mo, or better yet – Kay HAYDEN ka magpaliwanag!

PEOPLE, Kids there is such thing as a JOURNAL! It still exists you know. Write down your thoughts and musings, keep your innermost secret there instead of the internet or videos. Atleast when you are done with it, you can easily burn it. Apparently even deleted videos now can be recovered so be safe.

7. BE SAFE!

The “Manang” in me is screaming – “Wag ka kasing Haliparot! Talipandas ka!” But given that this has become a (sad) reality – why can’t people, like them who are not really ignorant when it comes to the act use protection? Or na 2% ba sila? Aba eh kung concerned sa career, dapat nag-pills din ang lola.

KIDS,Teens, Peers – my strongest advice is ABSTAIN! And believe in true love and the sanctity of marriage. But many of you probably won’t listen to that. So I will just use the words of one beetch him/herself, ogiediaz – “Kung ayaw mabuntis, Eh di wag mag Kan—-n!”

Beeyatch signing off!