Pakisabi Na Lang

That’s actually one of my favorite THE COMPANY songs. It’s a “sawi” song but not too martyr, just right. But this is not about the song. It’s about things I’ve noticed on TV and would really like to say to the people concerned if only I know them. My “showbiz” connections are quite limited but those of you who read this might have more connection – so please forward, RT or whatever these points.

UTANG na LOOB, PARANG AWA NIYO NA, Puhleez..maawa kayo sa mga tulad kong walang cable – PAKI SABI ang mga ito sa kanila.

1 Captain Barbell – I don’t watch you but you come out after 24 Oras so I see your teasers and sometimes, pag seamless ang news, I really see you. Please TRY naman to deceive us, put in some effort on your makeup. You see that wound in Richard G’s face is too fake! His face is oh so clean and there’s a well, perfectly placed line of blood on his cheek. Para namang kumuha lang ako ng lalagyan ng ketsup sa kalapit na tindahan ng siopao sabay spray niyo sa mukha ni Richard. Ang mahirap nito, close up pa. Ano buzz?!?

It’s so ugly enough that his costume stresses fake chest, atleast you should try to do some proper makeup. Even schools have better makeup and effects than that.

2 Steeeve Daylisan – Liguasan Marsh is pronounced as LIG-GWASAN. Ilang araw ka ng LIGO-ASAN ng LIGO-ASAN para kang naghahanap ng maliliguan. Please correct yourself.

 And also, try to minimize the E in your name.. We know you are trying to get a trademark pero O.A. sya. Kung wala kang tunay na kaibigan na nagsasabi nito sayo – O.A. na ang Steeeeveee pwede dalawa lang, Steeve Daylisan – ganyan!

 And by the way, last Monday – I noticed masyadong napakapal ang lipgloss mo ha. Hmm :p

3 Nina – Speaking of True Friends – I really hope that more from ASAP sessionistas are Nina’s real and true friends. Because her sense of fashion – or I think the lack of it – has not changed. Pakisabihan naman po si Nina na madalas, yung mga sobrang iksi at revealing niyang damit pati na ang mga kulay ng buhok nya ay pinagmumukha syang Pokp*k. (sorry if that is offensive to other people)

 I hope that’s not the look she’s going for. Di naman siguro noh. Pero Paki sabihan naman o, kawawa naman baka wala lang nagsasabi akala nya maganda. I offer myself to be her true friend.

 4 Chika Minute – Please tell them that they  should fire their research staff/writer. Kailangan talaga every week may mababaw na “news” about Crush-Crush? That’s every week ha, I’ve noticed. I’m sure there are juicier news about showbiz personalities, even in your own network. I read a lot of blind items online, why not try to explore that a bit.

Also, I’m sick and tired of the Marian-Heart feud – that has been running for a month already! Ok fine, ayaw sila – next!?! Trabaho naman tayo ng konti.

 5 ABSCBN – why are there sooo many Soaps/TV series in your primetime that Biggest Loser airs at 1015PM! And SNN doesn’t even air straight after that, there’s a useless koreanovela. Ang Dami naman ng line up niyo sa gabi..wala na bang bukas? Wala na bang oras sa ibang araw? 

 Don’t you miss those times na iba – iba ang palabas tuwing 8-10PM everyday? Sana ganun na lang ulit, kahit na sige 830-10 na lang. Or sige kahit na alisin niyo na lang ang letseng Koreanovela na yan at paki-agahan ang biggest loser! Some people do not have cable to kill the time before its airing and I can’t be bothered to watch and listen to Coco Martin’s accent much more bear Bea Alonzo’s face – I just don’t like her.

By the way, researchers of Minsan Lang Kitang Iibigin – hindi naman po all the time ay yan ang suot na uniform ng mga sundalo/AFP – or ano ba sila. Lalo na pag nagfifield noh. Tsaka tagtipid po ba ngayon, di man lang mapowderan si Andi Eigenmann? Oiliness much. Pag nasa office mga babaeng sundalo, nagmemakeup din sila noh. May mga bonggang pretty na sundalo noh – not losyang all the time. 

 

O sige na, dito na lang. Maghahanap na ako ng iba pang okrayin. Pakipass the message na lang ha. Thanks! :p

Unlike that LIKE button!

This has irritated me for quite some time now but I specifically remembered it today.

Don’t you just hate it when people OVERUSE that like button on facebook? These are your friends or acquaintances who most probably do not really have the time, or pretends not to have the time, to truly read and understand what you write and post. I don’t know why they do it actually – to make you feel that they are “following” you or what – but sometimes its a bit off. 

1) How can they like your SAD status or an embarrassing moment you just shared. MALUNGKOT Nga ako eh or galit or napahiya – tapos IlaLIKE mo? Kamusta naman? magSAD face ka na lang na comment, that would be appreciated more.

2) Mukha akong MATABA or TANGA sa pic na yun, tapos ilalike mo – without even placing a comment after that it made you laugh on your sad day. Ok lang eh, kung may follow up na comment na nang-iinis – coz I do that too (hahaha). Do it once fine pero if that’s your habit, ano buzz. Yung like ka lang ng like all the time – parang Nakakagago ka na ha. Letse ka! :p

This is why facebook should just create an (UNLIKE) REMOVE LIKE/DISLIKE  button noh. But then again, bitches like myself or the cynics might use that more than like so baka masyadong NEGA naman. LoL

Stop pressing that LIKE button without thinking naman friend. Connect some more and write a comment naman. I’m sure if you are able to visit facebook that often, you have the time noh. Or if you don’t, just don’t press anything anymore. Just read it and look at the pics. ok?!

Of College (and firsts)

School has started for many colleges and universities. I think it’s appropriate to offer some beechin advice especially for those at the bottom of the College foodchain – The Freshies!

To be honest, I wish I had enough courage and level of bitchiness when I was in first year – but I was 15 and the world was so different then. The students are way luckier nowadays they can easily access information and do their research online. And they can also get unsolicited advice from a Biatch like myself! wehehehe.

(And Puhleez ha, this is MY OPINION. Don’t pick a fight if you don’t agree. I’ve only unleashed about 2% of by beechiness in this blog, you wouldn’t want to start a fight. Write your OWN opinion if you can’t help it, that’s what BLOGS are for. )

So here it goes.

1) Seniors are not necessarily the Smartest and Best

Yes they’ve been in the university for atleast the last four years of their existence, true they are more experienced. And trust me, most of them will do some level of “powertripping.” Do not be intimidated; don’t you ever allow them to treat you like you are less intelligent. . So they know all the buildings, have a fair knowledge of the professors and some of them are officers in clubs and organizations – but trust me, not all of them are as Smart as you. After the first semester, you and they will realize you got better grades than they did and you will realize- in college everyone is in equal footing.

2) Do not be Afraid to Change Schedules

I wish I took the leap of changing many of my first period classes early on – in first and 2nd year – because I am definitely not a morning person. If I did that, my College Biology (which is the first grade that shows in my transcript) grades would’ve been higher than 82(that’s a C I think/ a 2.5). I confess – I NEVER really studied for this class. Perhaps I browsed through my notes and books the night before a major exam but to make an effort to actually listen at 740AM was one of the biggest sacrifices of my college life. Never again!

3) A Genius Student is not Exactly a Great Teacher

Do not be fooled by a professor who brags about his/her achievements in college (especially if it is all about academics). If that is all that she has- college I mean – chances are she doesn’t have the experience to back up the lessons. If her grades are all As (uno-flat 1- if UP sya), I suggest change to a different professor. Like come on!?  All As just means a series of KORNY and GEEKY things – college is about experience, liberty and friends. A well rounded, fun person should atleast have one 1.75 or B+. That means s/he had a life outside books and school – and that’s what you should also have in college.

4) Find you Own “MEAN GIRLS” group

Or “Mean Boys” group. There are times when college is really about SURVIVAL so make sure you have the meanest group of people behind you. And I don’t mean evil ones, just have a set of friends that are YOURS – who will argue with you when you are wrong, back you up when you have a fight, cry with you if you must but also laugh at the sight of you crying your silly heart out, get you drunk when you need to and want to but be sober enough to drive you home.

And it is much more fun to cut and miss class in a group of 5-8 than miss an important quiz on your own. Atleast you have others to work hard with for the next quiz or project. Nevermind those who gossip about you and your group, chances are s/he is just jealous. Or gusto nya lang makijoin but her being a huge gossip is one of the reasons why she’s not so stop being bothered by it.

5) Do not TRUST a Teacher whose only “Barkada” is his/her students

Sorry, many people might argue with me on this one but COME ON?! If you are already in your 30s and your Closest (and perhaps ONLY) friends are your 17-18 year old students that says something a lot about your maturity. Yes, find a “cool” teacher who knows about trends,  fashion and online world; Heck find one that’s into comics, that’s fine. It is also cool if s/he joins a class gimmick or block screening for example but s/he still should have a life outside his/her students. A teacher who does not have a group of friends around/near his age is just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

And if you are this type of teacher – yes something is VERY WRONG with you. Please find friends your age, now na. Go!

6) Organizations Matter but that’s Not What You are There for (that’s not what you PAID for)

I’ve met lifelong friends in the orgs I joined. College wouldn’t have been as great without my clubs. My organizations taught me many things that I have used and are now using in my life and in my job. But one thing I know for sure, my organizations even if there were many times that they came first before my academics – in general they didn’t stop me from attending my classes; they did not ask me spread rumors about my teachers and cause chaos in the community; my organizations didn’t make me forget that my parents (or YOU are if you are a working student) are paying for my tuition and fees for that DEGREE – not for my officership in the organization. Most importantly, my organizations never Physically Hurt Me! No matter how hard they convince you, physically hurting you  is not Love and Friendship (unless balak mong maging future victim ng Violence Against Women = gaga ka!). Hurting each other will just continue the cycle of violence in universities.

My organizations were great additions to my college education, not distractions. So choose which orgs to join.

Ano pa ba? Maybe I’ll think of some other things tomorrow. Kayo? Anymore beechin pieces of advice?